the only thing i can turn on is my computer
I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.
we live in a society so cold that giving a friend a simple hug is already implying some kind of a romantic relationship between you two its disgusting
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
no it isn’t fortnight means when the whole country joins together to make forts and throw pillows at each other
Anonymous: Hey its me again, your friendly neighborhood anon. I just wanted to say that I looked up beautiful in a thesaurus and found all these: admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, radiant, ravishing. I think they all suit you wonderfully
i don’t understand. why are you such a beautiful being?!?! who are you?
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.
In the Avatar fandom, we don’t say “I love you.” We say “living underwater,” which roughly translates to “I was having an elaborate fantasy about making out with you.” Tragically beautiful.